Hey guys - sorry I've neglected you, my wrestling Sarah-maniacs (or something) in the past 10 days-2 weeks or so. I've been busy and just getting back into the swing of things with my other online stuff too. I will be on later today/tomorrow with my GAB predictions. In the meantime -

Check out Zah's "Shakin' My Head" column over at World Wrestling Insanity - every week he picks three contributors to answer three major wrestling-related questions at the end of his column, and yours-truly did so this week. I provide my thoughts on Great Khali as new world champion (poor Edge - beyond not being able to get a break, the poor guy's being tormented, he keeps getting these half-breaks dangled under his nose, and then taken away from him for stupid reasons), on the likelihood of Samoa Joe as TNA champion, and my thoughts on the recent ratings dips experienced by Monday Night Raw.

Till later, jobbers. :)

*reposted from my other blog, SARcasm.

Hey all, so thanks to stumbling across a Facebook note written by an old friend of mine, Tatiana Warkentin-Hamill, I was introduced today to an event known as Blogathon. What is Blogathon? Well, much like Wake-A-Thons or 30-Hour Famines we all might have done in school or church groups, it's literally a 'blog' marathon. Myself and other bloggers (including Tatiana) have to write blogs every 30 minutes for 24 hours. It's from 6 am on July 28, until 6 am the next day. But this is crazy blogging with a difference ...

Namely; it's for charity. The charity I've chosen to blog, right here, for is Women's Crisis Services of Waterloo Region. I chose this particular type of charity as a wrestling fan, in light of the recent murder of Nancy Benoit by her husband, WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, to bring light to the problems women face in abusive or violent situations.

The specific services WCSWR provides are as follows:

1. Emergency shelters and services for abused women and their children
2. 24 hour emergency shelter
3. referrals, legal and court support, advocacy
4. crisis line support
5. outreach program
6. groups and one-on-one support
7. housing support.

These are all important services to those getting out of abusive home situations. You can find out more about WCSWR at their website, http://www.wcswr.org.

Now how do you donate, you ask? Easy! You go to the list of blogs (link provided below), and you find mine, the one labeled SARcasm. There, you can click 'donate now'. It's as easy as that, and if I don't keep up my blogging for the 24 hours, you are under no obligation to donate. Also, for those of you with no computer or pesky dialup access for which this is too difficult - I can make a proxy donation in your name!

Don't have a whole lot of money of your own to donate right now? That's fine. Some other ways you can help - pass the word along to friends, for one. Or pick your own charity, and blogathon yourself!

Now you might be wondering ... donations? Reading her blog updates that day? Blogathoning myself? How might I do these things. Well! It is now time for ...

A few other important links!

To find out about Blogathon itself, go to blogathon.org. There you can find out more about how it works. You can also sign up to Blogathon yourself.

To find a list of involved blogs (and the charities they're donating to), check out http://www.blogathon.org/list.php. There you can also donate to any of the charities - they're all great picks so don't be shy if there's one you feel more strongly about. Particularly check out "Deadly Waves of Stupidness" - Tatiania's blog, who got me started on this whole thing - and "SARcasm" - mine. :)

For that matter, continue to check out my blog at sarcasm.blogdrive.com and go check out hers, http://www.xanga.com/Luv_Monkee

Thanks for your support guys, and check blogathon.org out on the 28th - it sounds like an experience! :)

Petition to Unionize WWE - Click here.

Please read this article at the Pro Wrestling Torch - I have dealt for years with questioning and criticism as a wrestling fan, and this is probably the first thing ever (or at least in a very long time) to actually prick my conscience, and to make me realize we in our demands are just as responsible for what these men go through as Vince or anyone else. We pay our dollars for PPVs, merch, videos, tickets, and we add to their ratings (and thus ad revenues) by watching their free programming.

I don't think it's a good idea to stop watching completely, as that will just shut down a business that I feel if properly regulated CAN be great fun for us, and for the performers - but I definitely think I'm going to get on a roll and start a unioinization campaign. All join me! :D

Click here to read Pro Wrestling Insider's analysis of Chris Jericho's appearance as a panelist on CNN-HN's Nancy Grace show last night. It'll help you get a handle on what I'm about to rant about.

It is in fact a very intelligent assessment - an amazing feat considering the utter sensationalistic stupidity of the show itself. Really guys, to anyone who villifies wrestlers, wrestling fans, or others associated with the business as stupid or at least foolish, I think the lot of us have been coming off as more informed and intelligent since the Benoit tragedy than ANYONE in the mainstream media - at least cable news. I have seen and read very little 'out there' that reflects the journalists know a thing about wrestling - nor, in light of a major news story involving it, have they taken the time to do their homework.

Particularly, grating, at least on this panel (besides the thankfully one-of-a-kind Ms. Grace herself, of course), was Louis Fernando Llosa. Mr. Llosa, with all due respect - and that's not much - you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot, an insult to journalism, and thank Christ my husband cancelled his SI subscription or I'd be cancelling it for him. How does an uninformed vegetable like you get hired at such a respectable magazine? Or is wrestling just BENEATH a legit sports reporter like yourself? Are OJ and Tyrell Owens more up your alley, then? Tie Domi? Todd Bertuzzi? Or are you in the dark as to who they are too?

But I digress. Bottom line, folks - anyone who hosts these shows - or, conversely, participates in a panel on one - having done no research disgusts me. If it was Barry Bonds or Wayne Gretsky, or Tom Cruise or Paris Hilton, the effort would be made to know about their life's work (to the extent it's relevant) and the official circumstances surrounding everything.

Nancy Grace citing (several times) rumours that Chris Benoit himself had been murdered when I haven't heard those since late Mon. night, or that just prior to Benoit's death he had been demoted from "the 4 Horsemen to Raw"? Louis Llosa coming on the show not having the foggiest clue about the chronology of the events he was supposed to be commenting on? No surprise the one and only person actually involved in wrestling on the panel came off as the most informed and aware - he WAS the only one who cared enough to think and consider what had happened before going on a show to discuss it.

Look, it's a journalism basic. If a story is worth your time, do your research. Anderson Cooper found covering Paris Hilton the other night distasteful, but he took his time to do it properly. Whether the mainstream media wants to acknowledge it or not, wrestling is a very popular sport with a reasonably large following. That means that there is at least a small but significant portion of society right now having a hard time dealing with a tremendous loss and tragedy - if you can't respect Chris and/or his family and/or those in his profession, at least respect his fans, who are probably frankly the only ones REALLY watching your show(s) on this topic anyway ... and thus bringing in your advertising dollars ... by giving it a fair treatment.

Or give it no mainstream treatment at all. We wrestling fans are used to THAT much. And just as a PS? Don't, DON'T mention names like Owen Hart in the same sentence as drug related wrestling deaths! Although ... why not. It's not like every single one of those panelists - save one - wasn't revealed for the ignorant asses they were during this discussion last night.

Thank you, Chris Jericho - you know, one of those dumb RASSLERS - for being the voice of reason on a hard-hitting, analytical news show. I *heart* Y2J.

Can someone tell me how to reconcile the loathing and sickness I feel towards Chris Benoit and what he did to his wife and especially his child, while still respecting his work in helping younger wrestlers, the validity of his handshake, his work in the ring?

Can someone tell me this was some messed up, drug-induced, out-of-character occurence for him, that he was sick, and that on those grounds I can still love who he seemed to be, what he stood for in the business, minus the last 3-4 days?

Disgusted someone almost 6' tall and 200+ pounds resorted to killing a woman and a VERY young child ... angry at this man for letting down his fans, his colleagues, but most importantly his family and friends ... sad we've lost a great performer ... disappointed a hero can fall so damn far.

Can someome tell me this is just a bad dream? Can I wake up yet?

Hold your loved ones close - make sure they feel safe. It is all our responsibility.

Twice in a little over a year
This is tragic
This time a whole family
At least no grieving widow
To be exploited

Chris was an original
A professional
Whose handshake meant something
In a business where
They were all preludes
To a double-cross

First Sherri, now Chris ...
Vince can we drop it now?
It is offensive to run a death
'Storyline'
When so much real tragedy
Surrounds you

Although I suppose
You might be used to it by now
Shame

OK yeah so I think I've used that as a title before, but it's true this time. It's now the summer and I've got plenty to comment on. I'll be on tomorrow with my Vengeance predics, I just wanted to remind everyone I'm still alive. Teaching just beat the crap out of me for the year and had me down for the count. Anyone from here out who disrespects Matt Striker - I'd pick a career in the ring over this any day. ;)

Anyway ... the one thing I have to comment on is what everyone else is commenting on - the apparent demise of Mr. McMahon (particular method of referral to the Chairman chosen very deliberately). I will echo some sentiments I've read in a few places - I did not have a problem with this angle, and still do not inherently. In fact I think it's a great way to push the envelope and get ratings. Wrestling has been doing that for years, and hell -- just look at Eddie Guerrerro, has been exploiting the concept of death is not new in McMahon-land. However, if we are going to drop all pretense of propriety and out-and-out have death as an angle, then there have to be some boundaries, which WWE has thus far had a mixed bag of following. First of all, the 10-bell salute and overly-serious reaction of announcers and wrestlers is unnecessary. Esoecially in light of "Sensational" Sherri Martel's actual death within days of McMahon's fake one. It should be a much more tongue-in-cheek affair, which they've tried to do in some ways, such as with Cryme Tyme selling off Vinnie's things, and the new WWE.com t-shirt ("I DID IT"). But time will tell how this plays out - they'd better have a good pay-off, though this is WWE. I won't believe it till they do. Not that I believe they won't either, just that they're unpredictable in what they'll do well and what they won't.

RVD is gone, I'm presuming to TNA when he can although those in the know say he's taking some time off and who can blame him. It'll be interesting to see where he winds up. And the draft turned out pretty well. I was concerned at ECW and SD getting the short end of the draft stick with Raw getting built up, but it's kind of understandable in light of the spate of injuries that have hit Raw (not that SD's been unscathed by that either ...), and ECW and SD this week have done pretty well incorporating their new talent into their programming.

I also want to encourage you guys to head over to http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com and read Zah's "Shakin' My Head". He's got a very interesting US/Intercontinental dream title tournament going on right now, and every vote counts (three matches in this last bracket were decided by one vote). It's fun and interesting to observe.

As I said -back tomorrow with Vengeance predix.  And just remember - he has died for our sins of criticizing him and his fed, fans, and shall be back to sit in judgement of us non-believers in McMahonism. ;) Cheers.

Well, I know it's been way too long since my last post, but I'm "back and badder than ever" (or is it better than ever?). Yay me!

The bottom line is, I was going to write some flowery post about where I've been and why I haven't kept the site up, but there are no real excuses. I moved in September, I have a new teaching job, and life has just all-around been nuts. Not so nuts, however, that I haven't been able to watch wrestling and be disgusted, and impressed by turns. WWE in my opinion actually ended 2006 on a fairly high note all around, it was like December to Dismember (google it if you want the details -- all around a bad PPV that I won't even waste page space trying to describe here) was rock bottom (apologies to Dwayne Johnson), and it was humming along.

Then the New Year's Day edition of Raw happened. See I know it was a holiday and as such risked being a throwaway show. But when you have such a hyped guest (though God knows why) as Kevin Federline on your show, and a PPV coming up on Sunday ... well it was just poor booking all around. Here's hoping New Year's Revolution gets us off to a better start -- this site included. MY New Year's resolution is to watch more wrestling and keep this site more up-to-date. Starting by this weekend with NYR predix. Check back to see!

And wishing everyone out there (all like, 2 of you) a safe and happy new year). Peace and headlocks, y'all!

So ... I've been out of the loop the last couple weeks on the blog because I've been finangling a deal and I've pretty much hit on it. I will be cohosting the "Voice of Wrestling" this week on http://www.wrestlingradionetwork.com with Nick "The Man of 1000 Names" at a special time from 6 pm Eastern. This is the flagship show of the WRN, brought to us for a long time by Mr. Chris Cash (aka Chris Chisum), and now that he's taking an indefinite (possibly permanent) sabbatacle, I will be stepping in with his co-host, and now host, Nick, at least this week and hopefully more longterm as we go. So be sure and tune in at 6 pm tomorrow night, again, at wrestlingradionetwork.com.

Meanwhile though it's been a lousy two weeks to be busy finalizing that type of shee-it. With Kurt Angle going to TNA in what is easily the biggest jump between WWE and TNA, and Vince McMahon giving an honest and intelligent -- though somewhat hypocritical -- interview on WWE.com, lots has been going down. Oh and we can' forget (as if WWE would let us) that John Cena's "The Marine" is coming out in theatres next Friday! Wheee. I can't wait. And I'm sure, neither can any of you.

So let me just address those two pieces of news quickly before issuing my predictions for the Smackdown "No Mercy" pay-per-view tonight. First, Angle: I am taking such a "wait and see" approach here. The man left the WWE because he was practically a cripple. He will be lucky, at this point, to see out this decade without at least being in a wheelchair. He's a young man with a young family and a bright future, if he could just moderate himself. Thus, my first instinct seeing him go to TNA was "Crap. Would you TAKE TIME OFF already before you kill yourself?" But then I started looking at the bigger picture -- TNA involves a lighter workload, and their talent is much better able to 'go' in the way and style and speed Angle goes, than a lot of the WWE behomeths. Thus it would be easier for him to attain the 5-star matches he so desires, without having to carry it entirely on his all-too-fragile back. And there's no saying he'll start wrestling right away, and all signs point to his in-ring debut being at least 6 weeks away -- he'll be a special enforcer at "Bound for Glory", and I suspect his first actual match will be the following pay-per-view. Hopefully that will give his body some time to heal.

AND it's still 'fake' wrestling, where everyone ideally looks after each other, at least within the ring, and that's certainly better than the alternative, MMA, that Angle was looking into, where he'd be liable to be killed as well as not. But it's still a risky move from someone who by all intents and purposes should be retired and at most working as some kind of manager or coach or talent scout at this point. It's a very 'iffy' scenario, where I could easily see the man going nuts just sitting at home, but can also see him dying very prematurely, and perhaps before our very eyes, in the ring. There is some comfort I have no affect or impact on this decision one way or another, and it HAS already been made -- so at this piont I suppose all any of us can do is to sit back, enjoy watching this true talent perform, and pray he made the right decision for himself and his family. Good luck, Kurt -- I'm still afraid you're going to need at least a little of it.

Quickly addressing the VKM interview at wwe.com, now: I find it interesting how he talked about his concern for Angle, and how you don't want to see anyone be unable to hold their children or to walk at such a young age, and that's what he's afraid will happen to him ... yet, he still fires people for taking time off with injuries, he still has his company on probably the most extensive travel program in the world, and he still keeps known injury machines like Mark Henry et al on his roster, and issues slaps on the wrist to folks who fail the "Wellness Program" drug testing (although we've only been through one round, which is strictly suspension of pay -- we'll see if heads start rolling come the second round, as they should). But more importantly, he truly believes that, yet has no kind of benefits/health package for his wrestlers, and still treats them as independent contractors instead of employees. The hypocrisy drips from this man ...

That said, one thing that also rings hypocritical, but which I hope is less an indication of self-contradiction and MORE an indication of realizing some things need to be adjusted, were comments Vince made about listening to fans -- how Katie Vick amused him, but not other viewers, and how it's fans who make the stars (even putting forward Finlay as perhaps a future top-level guy -- someone I'd have never seen him get behind before). His comments about tightening up wwe.com and his ideas for doing so were well-founded, and using himself as an example and how he was overexposed on the site, I hope, is an indication of him taking a step back or two from here out. I'm very concerned about his comments about the women's division -- how men in the demographic he's reaching out for simply want to see the sexiest women in the world, and it has evolved away from wrestling -- because it's simply not true. But if Vince puts some punch behind his words ... he was definitely humming the right tune for a change.

OK. So that wasn't so very 'brief', but now that I have those thoughts off my chest, on to HONESTLY short-winded "No Mercy Predix"

World Heavyweight Champion Booker T vs. Batista vs. Finlay vs. Bobby Lashley
If they go the obvious route, the belt will end up on Batista, he's who they've been playing up. If they want to go 'red herring', watch for Finlay to get it in an upset, ruining his friendship with the King.

Ken Kennedy vs. Undertaker
Undertaker doesn't lie down for anyone, certainly not someone who's ACTUALLY talented like Ken Kennedy. Look for UT to go over here.

Falls Count Anywhere: Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero
Look for Rey to win this one and end this feud -- already gone on too long and been too disrespectful in the eyes of many fans to Eddie's memory. The very light mentioning of Eddie during Friday's SD shows they're finally ready to move on.

MVP Makes his In-Ring Debut
Well this all depends on who he's facing, doesn't it? Expect the new guy who they've been pushing to win, the only possible exceptiong being if it's against some major name like Chris Benoit. And even then, look for it to be a very competitive match.
World Heavyweight Championship (Fatal Four Way)
King Booker (c) vs. Batista vs. Finlay vs. Lashley

WWE Tag Team Champions London & Kendrick vs. KC James & Idol Stevens
If the past is any indication, look for KC and Idol to win the belts and L&K to break up within the week ... what? Cynical? Okay okay, but James and Idol will win the titles as the heels to keep up this feud I think.

Gregory Helms vs. Matt Hardy
Not sure if this is for the cruiserweight title or not -- if so, expect Matt to go over; the fact they only put this title on the line TO change champs and reinvigorate the division is sign enough. Otherwise, the burial of Hardy continues.

Look out for ...
One more impromptu/bonus match; 6 matches is a pretty light card for the WWE of late ... and a possible Kane and/or Umaga appearance, as one of them will end up on SD after tomorrow and a new feud will need to be started accordingly (maybe in the UT-Kennedy match?)

OK so that wasn't brief either but it was as much as I could make it. Remember to tune in to VOW tomorrow (details above) and I shall see y'all later. Peace! (And fellow Canucks: Happy Turkey Day!).